The Fluorescents

FB2: Fluorescent Dull Blue

An interesting phenomena of adaptive evolution, Fluorescent Dull Blue appears as if his entire body is covered in large, unseemly eyeballs. Any potential predators are warded off by his all-seeing figure, fearing that they would be unable to have the pre-emptive strike. The truth, however, is that this "body of eyes" is merely a large group of painful, cancerous boils that his body grew as an evolutionary defense. So Fluorescent Dull Blue no longer has to worry about predators attacking him, although his expected lifespan has been cut in half from all the hazardous toxins constantly being released into his system.

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FBG2: Fluorescent Dull Blue Green

Fluorescent Dull Blue Green doesn't have a story....yet. He's part of the new "Help Me Pull Myself Out Of My Creative Hell And Do My Work For Me" Contest! That's right, I'm giving YOU, the reader, the chance to make your own story for one of my beloved characters! Will he be a mayan adventurer from beyond the grave, a soft-hearted political figure from Guatemala, or a sociopathic murderer that's hunting your mother? YOU decide! Just email me your suggestions at thisisnotarealcontestpleasedontemailme@hotmail.com, and take part in your chance to WIN!

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FRV1: Fluorescent Pink

(Note: Fluorescent Pink, whilst interning at the Oakland Bleach Factory, fell into a vat of pure ukrainian bleach, which robbed him of his glowing pink complexion. He was also subsequently fired for spreading pink into a vat of pure ukrainian bleach, which is worth millions of dollars in today's competitive bleach market.) 

*Fluorescent Pink is a non-photo colour and will not show up in scanned images.

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FV2: Fluorescent Dull Violet 

Fluorescent Dull Violet was once a great commander of the British naval fleet, having over thirteen-thousand vessels at his beck and call. However, all that came to and end after a disastrous battle where, against all reasoning, he sent the entire fleet to dispatch a group of fifty Spaniards near the coastline. The bulky ships, not built to be so close to land, tore apart when they hit the shore, and all of the crewmen drowned ten feet from dry land. Fluorescent Dull Violet, having rid Britain of their once-formidable fleet, was immediately given a dishonorable discharge from his position of command, and cast away to a leprous island in the South Pacific.

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FY1: Fluorescent Yellow Orange

(Note: Fluorescent Yellow Orange awoke one morning after a night of debauchery to find himself on a rogue comet that was headed straight through the earth's atmosphere. His choleric complexion was charred-off by the flames of the comet's entry, and his colourless body hurled down towards the planet's fragile crust.)

*Fluorescent Yellow Orange is a non-photo colour and will not show up in scanned images.

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FYG1: Fluorescent Yellow

(Note: During the dawn of life on earth, Fluorescent Yellow was the undisputed king of this world. His brilliant glow brought all others to their knees, and nobody dared oppose him. As man slowly made its way towards civilized behaviour, it coveted Fluorescent Yellow, and began to worship him as a god. Sacrifices were made in his name, wars were started over his grace, and acolytes were martyred for his cause. But as the passage of time continued, Fluorescent Yellow began to grow old. His beautiful yellow began to dull, and by the turn of the calendar from B.C. to A.D., he was completely blank. Outraged and disillusioned by the loss of their holy god's glory, humans caste him out from their world, and he now roams the oceans deep, a shell of the glorious golden calf he once was.)

*Fluorescent Yellow is a non-photo colour and will not show up in scanned images.

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FYG2: Fluorescent Dull Yellow Green

Fluorescent Dull Yellow Green became a street artist as a way of lashing out against the Paris School Of Art, who unfairly denied him a scholarship based on his complete lack of talent. When the sun sets over the Eiffel Tower, he goes into the corporate district of town and paints giant depictions of mutilated civilians as protest against France's social labor laws. However, due to his previously mentioned inability to make good art, these murals end up looking more like giant potato lumps lounging on some sort of soiled mattress. Fluorescent Dull Yellow Green still likes to feel that his message is being spread.

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FYR1: Fluorescent Orange

(Note: On his way to school one unassuming spring morning, Fluorescent Orange was jumped by a gang of middle-aged colour-thiefs, who made off with his glowing orange complexion. Ever since then he's been an emotionally scarred young man, unable to cope with regular day-to-day social activities. His schoolwork has been taking a nosedive in quality, and his home-life has deteriorated into incessant bickering and yelling. Fluorescent Orange is currently attending a support group for the emotionally traumatized, in the hopes of learning how to get over his scarring past and to figure out how to live again.)

*Fluorescent Orange is a non-photo colour and will not show up in scanned images.